Dog With Tits - An Urgent Appeal


K***, the anus who got annoyed that I'd infringed his copyright by shoving a pair of tits on his monumentally important holiday snap of a dog (see above), has taken his grievance one step further* by issuing a formal complaint to the owners of Wordpress. With what I assume is the imminent demise of Dog With Tits on ITTODBTBIA II, can I ask my readers to rescue the little fellow from the dustbin of censorship by posting his image on their blogs? That way, Dog With Tits will live to wag his tail another day, and the miserable shit who makes formal complaints about a banal image he believes is worth protecting from defacement spends a vast amount of his future time chasing Dog With Tits around the internet.

For the love of dogs, don't let Dog With Tits die!

*The original post has now been removed by Wordpress and been replaced by an error message. See? I wasn't joking.

28 comments:

Swineshead said...

They're not even real tits, are they?

BPP said...

Thay are, and they're in urgent danger of being wiped off the internet forever by the evil K*** and his miserable copyright infringement shenanigans. Save the Dog With Tits!

Mr H said...

Why don't we all just set up new blogs called Dogs With Tits I, II III etc and just keep posting his picture.

Use a one off email address and then the gobshite will be chasing his tail for all eternity.

BPP said...

Good idea, Mr. H. I shall set that up tomorrow. In the meantime, I'd appreciate your help in allowing this endangered species to gambol free across the internet by posting his tits on your site. If you don't want to, you're a fat, old twat.

Dave said...

Is it wrong for me to lok at that image and feel the dog's missing a habit? Nun, not Heroin.

BPP said...

Adds a certain level of Catholic erotica to it, I suppose.

Mr H said...

As requested, said image is now alive and kicking on my Dirty Old Man blog.

Let's grind the bastard down.

Legal note; this posting does not mean that I am not a fat, old twat. I am.

Gorilla Bananas said...

K is certainly a tit, but there's something about you that brings out the worst in people. You should reflect on this.

John Q Wagonwheel said...

Featured on my one too. Youtube viral video phenomenon to follow.

eggstationzebra said...

Fear not, Perry, Dog With Tits shall live on (dunno how to link it tho..)

John Q Wagonwheel said...

Don't link it, man! That way if the original gets taken off, yours will die too. Upload it yourself, FILL THE Dog With Tits-shaped VOID IN THE INTERNET!

dave said...

I reckon I could help make this a viral.

This should be a call to arms for everyone.

Thumper Plowman said...

Done. Fight the Power!

BPP said...

Thank you all for your support. It's good egg types such as yourselves that are helping keep K**** from butchering the poor Dog With Tits without so much as a final chew of a favourite slipper. If you have any ideas how I can spread the plight of Dog With Tits further, please don't hesitate to contact me via the comments section of this site.

Together, we'll blatantly infringe this man's copyright!

barney said...

The tits are far too perky. That's an old dog, you can tell by looking at her grey whiskers. I think if you make the tits sag a bit more then maybe the guy will leave you alone. And I think 6 tits would help too.

Just a thought.

Mr. Fatuous said...

Consider it done
http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/08/22/just-doing-my-bit/

BPP said...

Barney - Anyone can see this is a man dog in the prime of his life. With tits. Thanks for the advice, though. I'll bear it in mind the next time I vandalise a miserable bastard's cherished dog photo.

Mr. Fatuous - Thanks for that, sir. Any time you find y'self infringing on the copyright of some bugger's holiday snap, don't hesitate to call on my support.

John Q Wagonwheel said...

See, 'ere they come, Nappy.

Dave H said...

You have quite a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

BPP said...

You don't know the half of it, Dave H. Hello, by the way.

We Are The Lemon said...

Dog with tits will never die. I put a copy up on my site.

Anonymous said...

Geez, just do a different dog.

Malcolm said...

Can't help feeling someone should consult the dog on how it feels on the issue, but in the meantime:

http://notreallyanovel.blogspot.com/2008/08/umm-long-story-but.html

PTET said...

Copied. But I covered up the eyes, to avoid any needless embarrassment to the dog.

Fidothedog said...

The bloke must be er, "barking"

tilde said...

how bout putting up the original so that anyone and everyone can photoshop the dog and piss off K*** even more!
Also, you could e-mail the pic to all your contacts who will, in turn, do the same. Chain-mail never dies

Troncmaster said...

In true internet style there is now a facebook group dedicated to the struggle to keep this new species alive and well.

http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=25940542881

BPP said...

Thank you, everyone, for your continued support. And a special thanks to Troncmaster, who has alerted me to the new Facebook site. I shall write a post about the continuing struggle immediately.