Do you like Hazel Blears? Does anyone you know like Hazel Blears? Have you ever read of anyone who likes Hazel Blears? Or heard of anyone who likes her? Have you, perhaps, been sat at the bus stop and overheard two old dears have the following conversation:
"You know what? I really like that Hazel Blears."
"Yeah, me too!"
Well?
No, neither have I. Whenever I've mentioned her name to anyone, they've bristled up like a rankled dog before hurling a furious tirade of abuse at our smirking 'Communities Minister' (whatever that is).
Does anybody out there, anybody at all, like Hazel Blears? I'd love to know who you are and, most importantly, why? Why the hell do you like Hazel Blears?
Is There Anybody Out There?
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She had her own merchandise when she was running for Deputy Leader.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/apr/05/nutsabouthazel
MMmm Hazel i want you all over me...
My favourite fantasy is a threesome with Hazel and Jackie Smith.
Those two naked in a bed - me standing over them with a huge chainsaw...
she looks like skeletor in a ginger chemotherapy wig.
blears, smith, harman - these harridans have set back the womens movement decades. they'll never get the vote now, poor little helpless poppets.
I think Hazel should be knighted for the manner in which she responded to being outed as a tax dodging criminal shyster.
After all, what is more British than indulging in good old tax dodging. It's what made us great, and she should be honoured, not abused, for stealing taxpayers money.
I, for one, will be using her as a reference, the next time the Benefits Agency try and do me for fraud, and look forward to a long life of state sanctioned theft.
PS - I don't know anyone called Mr H
An empty head under would-be-Thatcher hair. She's a nobody, marched out by Harman to soothe and beguile, but all she can do is fuck up and nark.
Oh, and as for that Jacqui Smith? The evil toad-child of Brown and Hitler, sent to eat the soul of brown people.
i hate her. but i've just blogged five times in one night, so F you!
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