In Through The Out Door But Then Back In Again III: Public Service Announcement

"If I had to choose, I'd say my favourite biscuit is the Pink Wafer." - Dave, Sewerage Worker

"Pink Wafers? Bah! The Garibaldi's the biscuit for me. Pink fucking Wafers, indeed!" - Laundry Moose, Inventor Of Laxatives

"Are you mad? Pink Wafers? Garibaldis? Never heard of a Ginger Nut? You stuck-up PONCES!" - Swineshead, Dog-Dirt Specialist

"I was never keen on Ginger Nuts. I like them ones with cows embossed on 'em." - Piqued, 1997 World Manure-Eating Champion

"Malted Milks? Ooo, I like them!" - Thumper Plowman, Collector Of Pederasts' Ears

"Aren't they just Sport Biscuits? Sport Biscuits with cows on? Instead of sports, like?" - Clair, First Wife Of Johnny Cash

"Only paedophiles eat Malted Milks. I love Malted Milks." - John Q Wagonwheel, Japanese Fighting Fish

Public Service Announcement

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